So, knowing I haven't really been active lately, I checked in on the blog to see how many people have seen it since it's birth, and I was surprised to find out that the number was now 566 people, worldwide. I won't give a big detailed summary of when because, while listening to the theme song of Sephiroth, from Final Fantasy VII, I decided to check my name on the Urban Dictionary Website. For those that don't know, Ell J. Converse is just a pen name, and my real name is Elliot, and here's what it said:
1. Elliot
Elliot is a true master at caring. He teaches how to love and be loved. A man of honour a man of steal. He's as handsome as a Greek God, as strong as diamond, as compassionate as a saint and is as gentle as a father's touch. Elliot possesses a magic within to create a vision in the eyes of all, leaving them stunned at how brilliant and perfect Elliot truly is. A leader, a spirit lifter, a lover, a giver, an Elliot'll leave you speechless with his being, his essence.
Life isn't complete without an Elliot. Once you meet him, he will take your concerns away and replace them with peace, tranquility and love. This is the magic that is he. An Elliot brings out the best in everything and everyone he touches, and makes the world simply a better place to be.
An Elliot will render your dark days with light,
An Elliot will give a selfless comfort to make all things
bright.
He will bring the moon to where the sun lies.
In a heart beat he can turn a sunset into a sun rise.
An Elliot is someone who gives the gift of love,
and from that day onwards he will be your all, beyond and above.
An Elliot will give a strength a hope,
Taking your hand and helping all cope.
An inspiration a muse
Once Elliot touches a heart, it can't ever refuse.
An Elliot is to create a phenomenon in which a delicate blend of awesomeness, love, compassion, humility, inner an outer beauty, charisma, charity, strength, passion, security and wonder merge to create the amazement that he will forever be
"A magician of his nature, my companion, can only be an Elliot."
"What an amazing man... the love heart link was for you, darling Elliot."
"Awesomeness of this kind, can only be an Elliot."
"A man loved dearly, he is Elliot."
2. elliot
Man of great size and power. Usually has his way with any woman he wants.
"Thats like the elliot of trucks."
"Elliot has had his with with all of our mothers. Multiple times."
3. Elliot
An Elliot is an amazingly awesome guy who is hilariously awkward, and loves his friends. He'll continuelessly make your day better, regardless of how much his sucked, or if he's not in the mood for conversation. He's loved by everyone, and only disliked by people who envy him. Everyone younger than him looks up to him like he's a God. Girls faint when he walks by, and guys run up to chill with him. He happens to be his own version of hott, and girls throw themselves at him. He doesn't care what people think of him, and he only dislikes people who are mean to others. He's amazing at all sports, and is a legit beast.
"~Aaaahh, he's SUCH, an Elliot!!!"
After that third one it gets too dirty and not good, but basically, an Elliot is epic, which means I'm epic. Now, mind you, I don't do my way with any woman. I can barely talk to the one I like without looking like an idiot, so let's keep it simple. So, yeah, I know this is like a filler or something, since it's not really cool or anything (Not that what I write is ever cool.) Oh, yeah, lately I've been pretty hooked listening to Laina Walker's videos lately. Thought you guys might want to check her vids out, though you probably already did. So, yeah, getting it all down on paper.
My Regards,
Elliot J. Converse ;)
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